Life's Unanswered Questions

Have you ever wondered :-

  • Why is "abbreviated" such a long word?
  • Why doesn't glue stick to the inside of the bottle?
  • Why is lemon juice made with artificial flavor, and dishwashing liquid made with real lemons?
  • Why is the third hand on the watch called second hand?
  • What do people in hell say to each other when they are pissed?
  • Why do doctors leave the room when you change? They're going to see you naked anyway.
  • Do they bury people with their braces on?
  • Do dentists go to other dentists or do they just do it themselves?
  • If pro and con are opposites, wouldn't the opposite of progress be congress?
  • Why does grape flavor smell the way it is when actual grapes don't taste or smell anything like it.
  • Are eyebrows considered facial hair?
  • Do they have the word "dictionary" in the dictionary?
  • Since bread is square, then why is sandwich meat round?
  • Why is vanilla ice cream white when vanilla extract is brown?
  • If a doctor suddenly had a heart attack while doing surgery, would the other doctors work on the doctor or the patient?
  • How can something be "new" and "improved"? if it's new, what was it improving on?
  • If laughter is the best medicine, who's the idiot who said they 'died laughing'?
  • Why does caregiver and caretaker mean the same thing?
  • When there's two men who "get married", do they both go to the same bachelor party?
  • If Mars had earthquakes would they be called marsquakes?
  • Do you yawn in your sleep?
  • What do you call Chinese food in China?
  • Why can't donuts be square?
  • If there's a speed of sound and a speed of light is there a speed of smell?
  • What do Greeks say when they don't understand something?
  • Why does a round pizza come in a square box?
  • Do bald people get Dandruff?
  • When sign makers go on strike, is anything written on their signs?
  • How did the first women ever to shave their legs know that the skin wouldn't just peel right off?
  • If you had a three story house and were in the second floor, isn't it possible that you can be upstairs and downstairs at the same time?
  • If nobody buys a ticket to a movie do they still show it?
  • What do you call male ballerinas?
  • What is another word for "thesaurus"?
  • Do Lipton employees take coffee breaks?
  • If all the world is a stage, where is the audience sitting?
  • If nothing ever sticks to TEFLON, how do they make TEFLON stick to the pan?
  • If olive oil comes from olives, where does baby oil come from?
  • If you try to fail, and succeed, which have you done?
  • Should crematoriums give discounts for burn victims?
  • There are 24 hours in a day, and 24 beers in a case. Coincidence? :-)
  • What happens if you get scared half to death twice?
  • Why is it when a door is open it's ajar,but when a jar is open it's not adoor?
  • Why isn't "palindrome" spelled the same way backwards?
  • If electricity comes from electrons, does morality come from morons?
  • In a country of free speech, why are there phone bills?
  • If quizzes are called quizzicals then what are tests called? :-)
  • Why do they call someone "late" if they died early?
  • Why do people point to their wrist when asking for the time, but people don't point to their crotch when they ask where the bathroom is? :P
  • Why are they called goose bumps? Do geese get people bumps?
  • Do vampires get AIDS?
  • What is a male ladybug called?
Well... I guess there is a reason why these questions are unanswerable. Because they are.

3 comments:

  1. Goodone...
    If there's a speed of sound and a speed of light is there a speed of smell?

    I Liked this one

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  2. Oh ya, forgot to mention, some of them can be answered- but cannot post them in the comments :)

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  3. Oh well, feel free to post them.. I'd love to know the answers to some..

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