Guy Talk

Is there anything called a perfect guy? The usual joke, perfect guys are like UFO's. They dont exist. Many girls want many traits in their guys. Some want goodlooking guys. Well... who doesnt? :-). Some want rich guys. Some want a guy who has everything. That is a perfect guy. N they spend their entire lives waiting for such a guy n eventually settle down with one who is far from being perfect. I dont want to end up that way.

... I want the guy who loves me as I am.
... I want the guy who puts me to sleep with a song.
... I want the guy who wakes me up with a kiss.
... I want the guy who cooks for me ( sometimes is fine ).
... I want the guy whom I can be totally comfortable with.
... I want the guy whom I can call any name I want. Cholu, polu, golu, booboo, poopoo, pookie... anything that can be pronounced.
... I want the guy who is sure of himself.
... I want the guy who makes me fall in love with him, every single day.
... I want the guy who has me craving for him.
... I want the guy who is a serious person as well as a nautanki.
... I want the guy who can do the superman act very well.
... I want the guy who is grounded n is sure of what he/we wants from life.
... I want the guy who is a family person as well as a total romantic.
... I want the guy who remembers everyday of our togetherness.
... I want the guy who maybe my exact opposite, but should understand me.
... I want the guy who should love me no matter what n stand by me always.
... I want the guy who has a right on me, but not own me.
... n last but not the least I want the guy who completes me n my life.

Looks is only secondary. As long as he has the right things at the right place its fine.

Yeah.. I want all this n in a single guy. Nothing else will do.

8 comments:

  1. it's long list soumya.....
    may be u have to wait a lot for this one...

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  2. he he ...reading this i am reminded of the "Shop for Husbands Store" joke.. heard?

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  3. pasting it here...
    A store that sells husbands has just opened in New York City where a girl can choose her husband.
    Among all the instructions board in the entrance, there are instructions that show the rules to enter that store. That is, “YOU CAN VISIT THIS STORE ONLY ONCE IN YOUR LIFE !!”

    The store consists of 6 floors where each floor shows a group of prospective husbands.

    The higher you go up, the higher the value of the men. However, this is such a trap. You can choose a man on a certain floor or you prefer to choose the man on the next floor.
    BUT !! The requirement is you are not allow to go back to previous floor unless you out of the store.

    So then, a girl go to the “husband store” to find a husband…

    On the first floor, there is a message as in the following: “Floor 1: Men on this floor has a job and obey to the God.” The lady is smiled and she ascended to the next floor.

    On the second floor, there is a message: “Floor 2: Men on this floor has a job, obey to the God and love with children.” Again, the girl ascended to the next floor.

    On the third floor, there is a message: “Floor 3: Men on this floor has a job, obey to the God, love with children and very handsome.” The girl says “Wow”, but then she is still curious and continue to go up.

    So that she arrived on the fourth floor, got a message: “Floor 4: Men on this floor has a job, obey to the God, love with children, very handsome and love to help to do household chores.”
    The girl shouted “Oh My GOD, I almost can’t believe this.”

    And she still continue to go up to fifth floor and got a message: “Floor 5: Men on this floor has a job, obey to the God, love with children, very handsome, love to help to do household chores, and have a romantic taste.”
    She was tempted to stop but then she finally ascended to the sixth floor and have a message as in the following:

    “You are a visitor 4,363,012. There are no men on this floor. This floor in merely only for an evidence for women who have never satisfied. Thank you for shopping at the ‘husband store’. Be careful when you out of the store and have a nice day for you.”

    To avoid gender misunderstanding charges, the owner of the store also opens a “New Wives” store just across the street.

    the rest of the joke cannot be posted;-)

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  4. waiting to know the rest of it though... :P

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  5. OMG..
    It looks like one of the programming language, which has long list in it...
    All i could say, "Best of luck"

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  6. Finding a guy like the one I want is more tough than any programming language..!

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