When he were around, God took me to the highest mountain and said "Look at the beautiful world out there, the rising sun, the wonderful colours and the amazing sights. The beautiful feeling when you have it all, the sensation and satisfaction, the peace within yourself. Can you feel it?"
I said "Yes, I can feel every bit of it".
Then God took him away and said "Well, this is what you can never have".
God does have a funny sense of humour