These are some of the shortcuts in messages or mails that I absolutely hate.
1. 'Ma' for 'My' - I mean its the same number of characters, and 'y' is much closer to 'm' than 'a'.
2. 'Wnt' for 'Want' and 'Wont' - The recipient is expected to make a wide guess regarding what the sender wants or wont do.
3. 'Luv' for 'Love' - When you are telling someone that you love them, the least you can do is get the word right.
4. 'Sry' for 'Sorry' - If you want to apologise, please do so whole heartedly and please use the whole word.
5. 'Tnx' for 'Thanks' - Again, another emotion chopped to take the feel out of it.
6. 'Gal' for 'Girl' - I don't mind the word much. Its only when people use it in a speech that bothers me.
7. '5n' for 'fine' - When someone sent me this for the first time, it took me more than a minute to figure out what that meant. When I ask someone how they are, the last thing I want is them shoving a number up my face.
8. 'S' for 'Yes' - Cant they type a 'ya' instead.
9. 'H r u' for 'How are you' - This one gets me boiling. Some people don't even bother to leave a space in between the characters.
10. 'Hpy Bday' for 'Happy Birthday' - This one will have the person thinking why was he/she ever born.
11. '@' for 'at' - Example: I'll meet you @ 8. Damn, people actually prefer to use 'shift' and '2' instead of 'a' and 't'. Weird.
The one shortcut that pisses the hell outa me is,
12. 'K' for 'Okay' or 'OK' - Aaaarghh.. How hard is it to type another character. If someone needs to piss me off, this is what they need to do.
1. 'Ma' for 'My' - I mean its the same number of characters, and 'y' is much closer to 'm' than 'a'.
2. 'Wnt' for 'Want' and 'Wont' - The recipient is expected to make a wide guess regarding what the sender wants or wont do.
3. 'Luv' for 'Love' - When you are telling someone that you love them, the least you can do is get the word right.
4. 'Sry' for 'Sorry' - If you want to apologise, please do so whole heartedly and please use the whole word.
5. 'Tnx' for 'Thanks' - Again, another emotion chopped to take the feel out of it.
6. 'Gal' for 'Girl' - I don't mind the word much. Its only when people use it in a speech that bothers me.
7. '5n' for 'fine' - When someone sent me this for the first time, it took me more than a minute to figure out what that meant. When I ask someone how they are, the last thing I want is them shoving a number up my face.
8. 'S' for 'Yes' - Cant they type a 'ya' instead.
9. 'H r u' for 'How are you' - This one gets me boiling. Some people don't even bother to leave a space in between the characters.
10. 'Hpy Bday' for 'Happy Birthday' - This one will have the person thinking why was he/she ever born.
11. '@' for 'at' - Example: I'll meet you @ 8. Damn, people actually prefer to use 'shift' and '2' instead of 'a' and 't'. Weird.
The one shortcut that pisses the hell outa me is,
12. 'K' for 'Okay' or 'OK' - Aaaarghh.. How hard is it to type another character. If someone needs to piss me off, this is what they need to do.
Oh 'Ma', oh 'Ma'! 'Tnx' for the forewarning. I 'Luv' me self & would think twice on provoking a 'Gal' Lion.
ReplyDeleteAnd 'S', I do hereby pledge that I 'Wnt' use any of the aforementioned de-captivated words when commenting on your posts.
PS:- Have my fingers crossed that you actually do not get pissed off after reading this. 'K'? :o)
Aaargh.. Well first let me tell you Mr. Sandeep that you do an excellent job at provoking the Lioness..
ReplyDeleteWell this is the only comment which contains the de-captivated words and is going to get published here.. Hope you stand by your pledge. Else, you too have a platform where I can display my provocation, and trust me I'm no less at it either... ;)
Well about the pissed off part, we'll save that for later :0).. OKAY? :)
later? wokay. & danks! i feel better already. :o)
ReplyDeleteHa ha I'm glad :)
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