Of Men and Women

So, the quote syndrome is back. And how :-). Everything below needs to be taken positively and with a pinch of salt! The post is really long so apologies. Actually no, it had to be long to include both the sexes :P.

A man can be short and dumpy and getting bald but if he has fire, women will like him. ~Mae Wes

My theory is that men are no more liberated than women. ~Indira Gandhi

Sometimes I wonder if men and women really suit each other. Perhaps they should live next door and just visit now and then. ~Katharine Hepburn

I want a man who's kind and understanding. Is that too much to ask of a millionaire? ~Zsa Zsa Gabor

If men can run the world, why can't they stop wearing neckties? How intelligent is it to start the day by tying a little noose around your neck? ~Linda Ellerbee

You [men] are not our protectors.... If you were, who would there be to protect us from? ~Mary Edwards Walker

Boys will be boys, and so will a lot of middle-aged men. ~Frank McKinney "Kin" Hubbard

The only difference between men and boys is the cost of their toys. ~Author Unknown

Did you hear about the baby born with organs of both sexes? It had a penis and a brain. ~Author Unknown

Men are only as loyal as their options. ~Bill Maher

I wonder why men get serious at all. They have this delicate, long thing hanging outside their bodies which goes up and down by its own will. If I were a man I would always be laughing at myself. ~Yoko Ono

Three wise men - are you serious? ~Author Unknown

What is the difference between men and women? A woman wants one man to satisfy her every need, and a man wants every woman to satisfy his one need. ~Author Unknown

The only time a woman really succeeds in changing a man is when he is a baby. ~Natalie Wood

The average man is more interested in a woman who is interested in him than he is in a woman with beautiful legs. ~Marlene Dietrich


A woman can say more in a sigh than a man can say in a sermon. ~Arnold Haultain

Whatever women do they must do twice as well as men to be thought half as good. Luckily, this is not difficult. ~Charlotte Whitton

Next to the wound, what women make best is the bandage. ~Jules Barbey d'Aurevilly

A man's face is his autobiography. A woman's face is her work of fiction. ~Oscar Wilde

There's something luxurious about having a girl light your cigarette. In fact, I got married once on account of that. ~Harold Robbins

Ah, women. They make the highs higher and the lows more frequent. ~Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche

Men who don't like girls with brains don't like girls. ~Mignon McLaughlin

Women keep a special corner of their hearts for sins they have never committed. ~Cornelia Otis Skinner

Women are never stronger than when they arm themselves with their weakness. ~Marie de Vichy-Chamrond

There are women who do not like to cause suffering to many men at a time, and who prefer to concentrate on one man: These are the faithful women. ~Alfred Capus

Women deserve to have more than twelve years between the ages of twenty-eight and forty. ~James Thurber

Once a woman has given you her heart, you can never get rid of the rest of her. ~John Vanbrugh

Women speak two languages - one of which is verbal. ~William Shakespeare

Women always worry about the things that men forget; men always worry about the things women remember. ~Author Unknown

No matter how happily a woman may be married, it always pleases her to discover that there is a nice man who wishes that she were not. ~H.L. Mencken


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