Yesterday, this friend of mine came up to me wanting to confess something. He's this goody goody sorts of person so I was wondering what it was.
"Shoot", I said.
"Well, just promise you want laugh"
"I won't, I promise"
"Remember when I asked you out last week?"
"I actually googled on ways to propose to a Leo woman before I did that"
Of course I couldn't keep the promise. I blurted out laughing, only because I felt that the confession was so cute and naive.
"It obviously didn't work, did it?"
"Naah, Google is crap"
I agreed with him then.
Today, I googled on ways to get over a man. The answer I found was 'another man'. Seems about right. Beginning to trust google again.