Just when I thought I was the only one good with words, atleast amongst my friends, this happened.
After a tired and literally fucked up day I was sitting and having a drink with my friend. There was a sudden beep on my phone. A message. "Started my wedding shopping today. Bought a lot of stuff. Super excited!". My best friend. Sorry, soon to be married best friend.
Me: Kya yaar, sab koi shaadi kar raha hai. I'll be 25 next month. Sigh, I don't think I'm even close to all of that.
Him: Ofcourse you are close. I'm sitting so close to you, no tension main hoon na.
Me: Damn, not again.
Him: Always and forever.
Then the unexpected fun began. I started.
Tu hai gawar aur main sophisticated lass
Ladke mein muje chaiye class
I love you re, bas hoja bindaas
Main hu rum toh tu hai meri glass
Rum nahi, tu toh hai chipku gum
Afsos kabhi na mil payenge hum
Bas mere paas aaja sanam
Life mein kabhi na hoga gham
Boss, main toh karti hu kisi aur se pyaar
Jitna bhi bolo milega bas inkaar
No bhi kabhi ban sakta hai ikraar
Main karunga pyaar, tu karna takraar
I honestly went all 'Awwww..' after this. But I am not the one to give up.
Ab bas kar ye baatein bekaar
Chup hoja warna padega maar
Maar bhi teri lagegi jaise kiss
Ban ja meri Mrs warna reh jayegi Miss
Sherni hu, par kar sakti hu hiss
One more word aur hogi teri tain tain phiss
Hum hai Ranbir aur hum hi hai Salman
Haan bol de, ab baat meri maan
Okay stop it, I'm getting bored
Lets leave now, its getting cold
Cold is not an option when you're this hot
Baith, lets leave after having a shot
Don't think I'm the one to lose
I'm the shot and you the plain juice
Dekhle ab tu mera pyaar
You win, maanta hu main haar
We laughed non stop for 20 minutes after this.
It was not the drinks, it was us
Just friends, cheering each other up
But the question is, can it remain just that? Always and forever? A tiny part of me screams out yes. The rest of me shudders.