Rhymathon

Just when I thought I was the only one good with words, atleast amongst my friends, this happened.

After a tired and literally fucked up day I was sitting and having a drink with my friend. There was a sudden beep on my phone. A message. "Started my wedding shopping today. Bought a lot of stuff. Super excited!". My best friend. Sorry, soon to be married best friend.

Me: Kya yaar, sab koi shaadi kar raha hai. I'll be 25 next month. Sigh, I don't think I'm even close to all of that.

Him: Ofcourse you are close. I'm sitting so close to you, no tension main hoon na.

Me: Damn, not again.

Him: Always and forever.

Then the unexpected fun began. I started.

Tu hai gawar aur main sophisticated lass

Ladke mein muje chaiye class

I love you re, bas hoja bindaas

Main hu rum toh tu hai meri glass

Rum nahi, tu toh hai chipku gum

Afsos kabhi na mil payenge hum

Bas mere paas aaja sanam

Life mein kabhi na hoga gham

Boss, main toh karti hu kisi aur se pyaar

Jitna bhi bolo milega bas inkaar

No bhi kabhi ban sakta hai ikraar

Main karunga pyaar, tu karna takraar

I honestly went all 'Awwww..' after this. But I am not the one to give up.

Ab bas kar ye baatein bekaar

Chup hoja warna padega maar

Maar bhi teri lagegi jaise kiss

Ban ja meri Mrs warna reh jayegi Miss

Sherni hu, par kar sakti hu hiss

One more word aur hogi teri tain tain phiss

Hum hai Ranbir aur hum hi hai Salman

Haan bol de, ab baat meri maan

Okay stop it, I'm getting bored

Lets leave now, its getting cold

Cold is not an option when you're this hot

Baith, lets leave after having a shot

Don't think I'm the one to lose

I'm the shot and you the plain juice

Dekhle ab tu mera pyaar

You win, maanta hu main haar

We laughed non stop for 20 minutes after this.

It was not the drinks, it was us

Just friends, cheering each other up

But the question is, can it remain just that? Always and forever? A tiny part of me screams out yes. The rest of me shudders.