I know quite a lot of people who can make excellent cooks. Come on, if they know how to rub salt on injuries and reheat your sorrows time and again, I guess they might as well as do that for a living.
The perfect recipe for such people would be,
Take a bowl, add in a pound of arrogance, half a cup of cocky attitude, 2 spoons of sarcasm, half a kilo of hypocrisy and small spoon of disgust. Mix together and of course, rub in the salt. Leave it to settle for an hour. Bake in a moderate oven at 160 degree centigrade for half and hour. Transfer into a serving dish and sprinkle some annoyance over the top. Serve hot, garnished with a pinch of insanity.
Oh almost forgot, reheat as required!