Him: You know if there is one thing that I hate about you, its your guts.
Me: You know I was thinking on the same lines.
Me: Yeah. You lack a lot of things. The most important thing happens to be that. Guts.
Her: I wonder why we can never get along. Probably its because you are a bitch.
Me: Yeah, I'm kinda forced to agree. I've read somewhere that bitches and whores never mix.
Him: Delhi is beautiful. Its one the best places I've been to. Its heaven. You are missing out on something. You seem to be listening, but do you understand is the question.
Me: Ofcourse I understand. Do I care is the question.
Her: He's perfect for me. I love him so much. Its sad you'll never know how it feels.
Me: Yeah. Every first timer thinks just like you.
Him: You missed out on a pristine untouched beauty.
Me: I don't know or care about the pristine and untouched part. But beauty I seriously beg to differ.
Her: Its over. Stop mourning will you?
Me: When did you die?
Him: You're drunk.
Me: I'll be sober tomorrow. You'll still be ugly. (I had read this somewhere, it was the perfect moment to use it)
Her: I don't like your lifestyle. Its so not me.
Me: Did I ask?
Him: I told you not to do it.
Me: Yeah, you also told that you would change.
Her: Why do you detest me so much?
Me: I don't detest you. That's a strong word for a weakling like you. Try something simple. Hate perhaps?
There are a lot of people out there who try their best to make you feel like crap. Get them out of your life, or give it back to them.
Its a pity that not everyone gets sarcasm. For such kind, break it out so that they can understand.