Clumsy Oaf


No, no I'm not getting into a bashing spree again. This is just for me. Tell me something, who else burns their ear while trying to blow dry their hair? Or who else burns their middle finger while trying to light a smoke? Seriously, the finger I use the most is all burnt and swollen now. Somewhere far away Murphy is ROFLing away to glory.

I turn 25 in two days. Phew! Am I seriously that old? Am I seriously that old and still I do the above things? I might just be in serious need of help. Well atleast my mind does for now. First, I was not used to not having him around. I learnt to deal with it and was successful. He's back and I am now not used to having him around. How do I deal with this? I'm driving him and myself up the wall. Wtf is wrong with me? I'm either sick or confused. Talk about being a defective piece. Thank you God, if I haven't said that already.

Today I had a yelling match with my manager. Turns out I'm back to my temper tantrums. I feel a glimpse of the old me coming back and I'm actually happy about it. The new one was a tad bit of a pushover sponge who bore things. I still am a lot like that but the red eyed monster in me is slowly coming out. Angry when provoked. Reason enough eh? Bleh, who am I kidding. I'm never gonna be the same again. The most integral part of me has gone away. Gosh, I miss him. I love him so much. How do I get him to understand that? My only birthday wish. Sigh, stop giggling away Murphy!

Well, lets get past that now. My health's been slowly kicking up and I've gained back 2 of the 4 kilos that I'd lost. That yuckee tasting syrups seem to be working after all. Time to relax and get pampered over the weekend now.

Next post, on the D-day :D

7 comments:

  1. :D Teenage-over-becoming-old crisis? I hit that in April when I turned 21. You are lucky:)

    And glad you that you are feeling better. More posts then? :)
    And your birthday will be awesomely awesome, mind you.

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  2. hw do u burn a finger while trying to lite a smoke...

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  3. I love your blog and the way you write. Very much like reading a good book. :)

    Hope you're doing good and oh. Happy birthday! I assume it's your birthday today. Burst some balloons for us, Soumya!

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  4. You're not old ,you're still very young and long way to go! More blessings to come! Hope also you can find the right him ! Stay pretty and witty !

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  5. tmrw is ur bdday!!! :D
    see i wasn all tht late to comment.
    nd yeh burning the finger while blow drying...been thr done tht...lighting part...umm never happened.

    Well stp thinking too much and dont potray urself as a bad ass.Let life take its own course. it will get better.

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  6. Soumay,

    This is to wish MANY MANY HAPPY RETURNS OF THE DAY. MAY GOD BLESS YOU WITH HEALTHY, HAPPY, JOYFUL, SUCCESSFUL, FUNFUL AND PEACEFUL LIFE. MAY ALL YOUR DREAMS COME TRUE.

    Take care - specially of your health.

    PS : Will come back later to read pending posts. Wish I could send e-card! My id is in my profile.

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  7. @Priyanka,
    You're 21 and you call me lucky? :)
    More posts yes and the birthday was awesome too :)
    Thank you.

    @quartertoinsane,
    I seriously have no clue how I managed to do that.

    @Tazeen,
    Thank you so much and be back :)

    @Angel,
    Thank you so much Angel.

    @Red Handed,
    Perfect timing! :)
    It did get better. Thanks Red :)

    @Jack,
    Thank you so so so much.

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