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When I'm tired of working I take a break and read some crazy quotes. N trust me they never fail to cheer me up. Here are a few of my favourites.
  • Beauty isn't worth thinking about; what's important is your mind. You don't want a fifty-dollar haircut on a fifty-cent head.
  • By working faithfully eight hours a day, you may get to be a boss and work twelve hours a day.
  • I don't understand why Cupid was chosen to represent Valentine's Day. When I think about romance, the last thing on my mind is a short, chubby toddler coming at me with a weapon.
  • I recently read that love is entirely a matter of chemistry. That must be why my wife treats me like toxic waste.
  • Some people never go crazy. What truly horrible lives they must lead.
  • I always wondered why babies spend so much time sucking their thumbs. Then I tasted baby food.
  • My grandfather likes to give me advice, but he's a little forgetful. One day, he took me aside and left me there.
  • Simply because nobody disagrees with you doesn't mean you're brilliant - maybe you're the boss.
  • When everything else fails, read the instructions.
  • If you want your children to listen, try talking softly - to someone else.
  • It's amazing that the amount of news that happens in the world every day always just exactly fits the newspaper.
  • Men who have a pierced ear are better prepared for marriage - they've experienced pain and bought jewellery.
  • My husband said he needed more space. So I locked him outside.
  • Two things are infinite: the universe and human stupidity; and I'm not sure about the universe.
  • Why is it when we talk to God we're praying, but when God talks to us, we're schizophrenic?
  • A graduation ceremony is an event where the commencement speaker tells thousands of students dressed in identical caps and gowns that individuality is the key to success.
  • The surest sign that intelligent life exists elsewhere in the universe is that it has never tried to contact us.

Laughter is the best medicine. The best feeling in the world is when you bring a smile on someone's face. Try it...


  1. hehehe.. really cool ones! Esp, the "some ppl never go crazy.... " hilarious! :)

  2. I liked this one a lot:

    My grandfather likes to give me advice, but he's a little forgetful. One day, he took me aside and left me there.

    Good one

  3. Lol. yeah Manu thats a good one.. Thanks :)


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