Sarcasm Personified!!

There is this group on Facebook called "Sarcasm Society". It cracks me up every morning. I'm very particular when it comes to humour. Sarcastic humour is something that's always funny, no matter what. Again, its only humour as long as the other one is not getting hurt. Else, its just plain simple cruelty. This should be the number one rule in having a sense of humour. Sarcasm Society has one of the best sense of humour. Below are some of the excerpts from the wonderful Sarcasm Society.

  • Life is a sexually transmitted disease.
  • Life is tough, but it's tougher when you're stupid.
  • I am always impressed by how little you know.
  • Condoms aren't completely safe. A friend of mine was wearing one and got hit by a bus.
  • He's immune to having his mind blown.
  • I didn't forget; I am just going to remember later.
  • Get your facts first, and then you can distort them as much as you please.
  • Your parents should have kept the bathwater.
  • It's OK. I am sure you had a good reason for being a douche bag.
  • This is not a novel to be tossed aside lightly. It should be thrown with great force.
  • Don't feel bad; most people are like you.
  • Expecting the world to treat you fairly because you are a good person is a little like expecting a bull not to attack you because you are a vegetarian.
  • I have a bad headache - As opposed to all the good ones you usually have?
  • Oh no, I wasn't being sarcastic. I really do think you are brilliant.
  • Oh, you are an ‘artist’. I thought you were just deranged. ROFL.
  • In all matters of opinion, our adversaries are insane.
  • Oh, I could spend my life having this conversation; look, please try to understand before one of us dies.
  • Keep your friends close. You can blame things on them.
  • Sarcasm: A literary device for identifying the stupid.
  • Women cannot complain about men anymore until they start getting better taste in them.
  • What better way to spend a relaxing evening at home than to think about the death penalty?
  • I'm not a vegetarian because I love animals. I'm a vegetarian because I hate plants.
  • Your opinion means as much to me as my facts mean to you.
  • Did the aliens forget to remove your anal probe?
  • If he's so smart, how come he's dead?
  • Marriage is the only adventure open to the cowardly. ROFL again.
  • I believe in equality for everyone, except reporters and photographers.
  • Reader, suppose you were an idiot. And suppose you were a member of Congress. But I repeat myself.
  • Every time I look at you I get a fierce desire to be lonesome.
  • A little culture never killed anyone, unless your bacterial wound culture test determines that the infection that you have might kill you.
  • I hate watching you go. You block everything in view.
  • Marriage is a great institution, but I'm not ready for an institution.
  • Politicians are people who, when they see light at the end of the tunnel, go out and buy some more tunnel.
  • There's a fine line between fishing and just standing on the shore like an idiot.
  • If all else fails, get a dog. It'll always love you.
  • Some people approach every problem with an open mouth.
  • It's a privilege watching your brain cell at work.

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